Monty Fanshawe has more time than usual to fill this Friday on Diggle FM at 9.30. Monty told us, "The guy who did the 10 o'clock traffic reports for Dobcross, Denshaw, Diggle and Delph was killed when his hang-glider went through Lydgate traffic lights on red and he was t-boned by the 624 to Lees. As a result I have more time to fill this week, which, for brass band fans, means even more time spent in our living rooms listening to brass bands and wondering what the rest of the world is doing outside meeting each other and stuff".
This special, never-to-be-repeated (unless they fill the 10 o'clock traffic vacancy by next week) will include:-
Royal Ascot March - Trowbridge (Thompsons Local) Band
Incubus Intata Cantata - The Keith Chegwin Brass Ensemble
Peel Aside Those Panties - Faye Off Of Steps Band (solist Mary Marbuckle)
Wet My Whistle - Garstang (Gordons Gin) Band
I Would Fuck You If Your Mother Weren't Watching - Shelby Sheldon & His Wind Orchestra
Your Waters Have Broken - Myleene Klass Brass (soloist Penny Smith)
Lend Us A Fag - The Bacon Wheat Crunchies Band
I Gave You An Orgasm - Firth of Clyde Band (soloist Magenta Brabinger)
St Jude and the Presbetaryans on the Isle of Bute - Tulisa Contostavlos Brass
