The tumultuously obese mouth-breather Fenton Dooby has reinvigorated his brass band radio show on Upperthong FM this coming Sunday at 4pm.
Dooby told th'Bandstand, "I thought Monty Fanshawe was dead, much like the band music he plays on his tired old radio show. To see him back in action has prompted me to relaunch my Sunday afternoon show to finally finish him off once and for all and have me crowned king of the brass band airwaves!"
He will kick start his frankly lazy and can't-be-bothered-wanna-get-into-hospital-radio career with a cracking line up of shit that pensioners will long to listen to whilst the Sunday roast is bubbling along nicely in the oven. It will include:-
March: The Doubtful Dodger [Windermere Colliery Band]
Caveat Invicta [Shrewsbury Gardeners Band]
I Shall Gently Cup Thine Muffins [Fetlock Brass - soloist Seamus Lightowler]
The Statue of Aramathrusta [Formby Five Diamonds Band]
Incredible Genocide [Skanky Mittens and her Big Band]
Keep Tugging Mavis, It'll Go Off Soon [Isle of Skye Brass Band - soloist Morag McCudden]
Oh Lesbian, Can I Turn Thee? [Warburtons Crusty Loaf Band]
Theme From Mars Attacks [Lincoln Lacemakers Band]
