Sunday 19 August 2012

Bagley Recuperating After Stubbed Toe

Euphonium legend Bovington Bagley is recuperating at home after a stubbed toe.

Bagley told the Bandstand, "On Wednesday I got up in the middle of the night for a piss. I do it all the time now, the bladder isn't what it was. Anyway, I couldn't be arsed switching the kitchen light on and stubbed my toe on a chair leg".

Sadly it means that Bagley's recital at the Church of St. Melvyn the Martar, Bishopstweeding next Friday, has been cancelled. Bagley said, "It's a real shame. I was going to perform Blaydon Races on this old Cockerton & Hemingway 4-Valve Growl Engine that I bought off of Ebay and refurbished. Sadly it looks like it won't go ahead".