Trombone creep Lester Figgis is pushing the boundaries of the instrument!
Figgis told the Bandstand, "In my constant quest to push the boundaries of the trombone I am constantly trying to play higher, lower, louder and softer than anyone else ever! You can think of me as a sort of Neil Armstrong crossed with Stephen Hawking with a trombone!"
When pressed by the Bandstand, Figgis later admitted that he sometimes lies in bed alone and touches himself whilst thinking about Kate Garraway off of early morning telly.
