The Barnstorm & Rangsfeld Band have announced the signing of a splitarse on second baritone!
Maureen Axewound, aged 56 and a bit, is the first woman with a vagina and tits and all that to put pen to paper and sign on the dotted line!
Band president Michael Mobile said, "In all the history of the band we have never had a player with a fanny. You know, one of them who misses rehearsals 'cos she's a bit temperamental 'cos it's all rag week and stuff and she's bleeding into her knickers, or 'cos she's got a migraine 'cos Andy Murray got knocked out of Wimbledon or Chip and Fez have split up on Coronation Street!"
"Anyway, we've signed a player with a clitoris, deal with it, get over it, let's all move on".
