More brass band misdemeanors followed by community service are offered by Monty Fanshawe this Friday (Malcolm, is that not today, already?) on Diggle FM at 9.30pm.
This week's show features:-
The Vaginal Douche (The Maybe It's Maybelline Band)
Boots Up Side Your Head (The Crossply Radial Band)
Don't Spit It Out (Hardraw Scar Band - soloist Gemma Lovesperm)
Incidental Bollocks (Tjoernby Haestovein Mussiklag)
Fragrant Breasts (Grimsby Go And Watch Judge Dredd in 3D Band)
My Step-Uncle Abused Me As A Child (Ottoway Velvet Band - soloist Patsy Parminger)
Patchwork Quilt (The Band of the Rawcliffe Rifles)
