Monty Fanshawe has announced an absolute Jemima's Gymkana of a swashbuckling assortment on his frankly over-rated radio show on Diggle FM this Friday at 9.30:-
March: The Ambitious Leiutenant (The Peevestone Ploughs Band)
Overture: Le Carte d'Or (The Minton & Cribley Insoles Band)
The Flirtatious Stepdaughter (Gannymede Pillows Band - soloist Claude Barrowcombe)
I'm Up For Bum Fun (Clydesdale Cow Creamer Band)
Throttle The Bitch (Daisy Fuckglove & Her Orchestra)
Abused At A Catholic Wedding (MacNamara's Provocative Marching Band)
Take Me Simply Midst The Snowdrops (The Gainly Vipers Band - soloist Meryl Lestrange)
Pit's Shut (The Massed Bands of Most Collieries)
