The British English Registry of Brass Bands has warned bands to enter their Area contests at their peril. Armed with their new, hastily designed logo, the organisation, it seems, is set for some serious sabre rattling.
Chairdrone Arthur Trowell said, "Bands should not enter their Area contests at the behest of the EBR or the RE. If they disagree with any of this stuff that has not been properly explained to them and which, as a consequence, they do not understand, then we urge them not to enter their Area contests".
"As we speak the BERBB is looking into setting up their own Area contests. Not only that but we hope to hold the National Final in outer space! We are going to be bidding for the moon on Ebay and are also applying for Arts Council funding to cover the cost of rockets, space suits and stuff for the winning bands!"
"We urge all bands not to enter their current Area contests until we have been given a chance to formalise our Moon Contest Finals proposal!"
