Ching Chong Chinaman has accepted the post of Musical Director with the National Youth Brass Band of Racial Stereotypes with immediate effect.
He will take over the role vacated by Fat Fat Fatabastardu from Samoa who has had return home to his native island because there were too many coconuts washed up on the beach.
Organiser Margaret Bigot said, "To lose Fat Fat Fatabastardu was a real blow. We were beginning to think Lottery funding could not continue. Now in walks Ching Chong Chinaman and we're filling in forms left right and centre".
"If anyone in the band falls short of standard they can be sure of the "chop" suey! But I'm sure as "spring rolls" in he'll have ideas for a new programme!"
Ching Chong said, "I am rearry preased, etc."
