It seems Monty Fanshawe of Diggle FM isn't the only man left hosting a radio show devoted to brass bands. Enter Fenton Dooby, a morbidly obese Yorkshireman who has gained a Sunday afternoon slot on Radio Wetwang (98.2-99.1 BM).
Dooby said, "The show is aimed at your typical brass band fan and couldn't be better placed than on a Sunday afternoon. Usually at that time he'll be on the drive washing the Honda Civic whilst she's in the house putting old newspapers down on the kitchen lino so he doesn't muddy it when he comes in, as they both eagerly anticipate a repeat of Last of the Summer Wine before cocoa and bed. This will fill that gap for them, unless Antique Roadshow's on, in which case I might be fucked. Or is that after Summer Wine?"
Anyway, the dangerously overweight mouth-breather offers for his first show (6.30pm Sunday on Radio Wetwang):-
The Confident Condiment (Fricasee Fryers Band)
Overture: Sexual Healing (Turnbury Clockwise Band)
Did You Touch My Daughter? (Knocksmede Silver - soloist Robert Chant)
Pull Yer Drawers Up, Mavis (The Band of the Linthwaite Cavalry)
Yes That's My Clitoris (Barnard Town Beaver Band - soloist Nelly McBride)
That'll Do It (Corby Trouser Press Band)
