The Ticklewillies Band have announced the signing of Jocasta Palmer on percussion (a drummer in old language).
Band chairman Lionel Dejavue said,"Jocasta has recently moved to the area as a student studying music at Ticklewillies Polytechnic. Being away from her parents for the first time we are hoping she will be exploring her sexuality and we hope to put a sympathetic arm around her shoulder and help her as much as we can".
"She has blonde hair and her legs are about eight foot long. Her tits are like fried eggs though but you can't have everything".
Jocasta said, "The band have been fantastic. In the pub after my first rehearsal they were all buying me drinks and offering to take me 'Up the Shitter', which I believe is a local attraction".
It should be a cracking contest.
