Two members of the Bon Chance (Kilmarnock) Band tied the knot on Tuesday. Soprano cornet player Murdo McDougall married BBb bass laiker Morag McDonald at a lavish ceremony at the Blood Stained Claymore Inn & Restaurant, Ficclemechan (now open for unreligious wedding ceremonies tel. 012822 637882).
The reception was held at the Kilmarnock Shit Shovellers Club and involved a short concert from the Bon Chance Band in the smoking area before the heavy drinking and fighting commenced.
