Old favourite Monty Fanshawe is dangling a fragrant musical vagina in front of your brass banding pheromones this Friday at 9.30 on Diggle FM. The sweet and succulent sounds and smells of freshly opened banding labia include:-
March: Stout & Sturdy (Turnberry Sofas Lazy Days Band)
Overture: The Jews In Palestein (Hezbollah Conflict Band)
If You Weren't My Father That Would Be Rape (TCP Maidstone Band - soloist A. S. Cribbins)
Choppin' Cucumbers (The Hull Polytechnic Brass Quintet)
Sentimental Journey (Bakers Bakery Band)
My Brassiere Has Become Undone (Dartford Dichotomy Big Band - soloist Tutu Quince)
Ursula's Procession To The Shopping Centre (Massed Bands of the Ackrington Argonauts)
