Mason Maudsley and Maudsley Mason have issued the Ainley Top Bandstand with an unreserved apology for the major fuck up at the Marston Dam Contst.
Mason said, "We offer an unreserved apology for any offence caused. We now realise that serving up an entertainment programme in an outdated format may have caused offence to some".
The incident was reported to officials by adjudicator Troy Waters, who told the Bandstand, "I couldn't believe what I was hearing. They delivered a march, overture, cornet solo, potboiler and then a faster, higher, louder finisher. It was like brass banding was stuck in the dark ages. I could see some members of the audience were visibly upset".
Maudsley Mason was apparently heard to say, "If I upset anybody today then I couldn't give a flying fuck".
The politically incorrect hot potatoe could run and run. Certainly it has sent our viewing figures through the roof so we will definitely not let it lie.
