The Borrowdale Brown Pears Band has taken today's Meaningless March, Hymn Tune and for No Apparent Reason Also Entertainments Contest at the Sneedsdale Arena (What Used To Be Called the Bandstand) in Sneedsdale at the top end of Nottinghamshire.
Two bands made the ill-fated trip and either could of won, right up to the point where they had both finished playing.
Yet it was Borrowdale who got the nod from adjudicator Clement Watkins CBE and went home £13.78 richer and with the Sneedsdale Town Council Memorial Trophy clutched under their proverbial arms!
Just missing out were the Wellards Home Furnishings Band who came a sorry second, described by the adjudicator as, "also, last of course!"
However, they can boast several young girls amongst their ranks who enjoyed their day of heavy drinking, so the future could be somewhat brighter than this shit result might suggest.
