Saturday, 31 March 2012

What a "curry" on!

The Patak's Dopiaza Sauce Band held their annual awards ceremony at the Wounded Goat Inn & Restaurant, Ewesbottom.

Player of the year went to Marianne Marshall, who continues to play tuned percussion despite the loss of both hands in a freak barbecuing accident.

Most promising newcomer went to 17-year-old student Kirsty Cummins, who let three of the lads finger her on the bus back from the Kilnsey Crag Contest.

Musical Director Quinton Fimbey had to pay a fortfeit devised by the band for fluffing his lines introducing one of the pieces at a recent concert. He had to spend the entire duration of the evening with his cock and balls out.

Photographs of the event can be viewed on the band's website, which doesn't exist.