Thursday 22 November 2012

Clydesdaleshire Arrange Registry Debate

The Clydesdaleshire Area Contest Committe has arranged a meeting to discuss the ongoing Registry debate and to canvass member bands for their feedback.

Committee Commander-in-Chief Digby Fellowes told the Bandstand, "The meeting will take place at The Church of St. Beckham the Martyr in Cochlichty at 7.30pm next Monday next, which is the 26th November".

"It seems that nobody in the Clydesdaleshire area knows what the fuck is going on with registration, so we have arranged this meeting to give them a chance to discuss the fact that none of them know what the fuck is going on. It will help to make the Area Committee look like we have a bit of an idea of what the fuck is going on, but, to be honest, we don't".

Digby revealed, "Their is a general apathy out there but this issue is fundamental to the survival of brass band contesting, apparently. So far we have a fourth section band from Aubermuchty who are sending a representative, and also people coming from two currently non-contesting brass bands who we believe are only coming along to laugh at the state we have gotten ourselves into".

"I therefore call upon all member bands of the Clydesdaleshire Area to send a representative to this hastily arranged and ill-thought out meeting that should give us all a chance to discuss the one issue that nobody really understands or, indeed, cares about".