Self-styled poser, self-publicist and principal cornet with the Peckham Pelmets Band, Chris Greybrick, has had a haircut! In a shock move a hairdresser shaved his well-known mid-length shiny brown locks right down to the scalp, whilst talking vacuously to him about holidays, handbags and I'm a Celebrity.
But Chris urged his army of young brass band groupies not to worry! "It was all for charity!" he said, "and my famous hair will be back as soon as it grows back to the appropriate length!"
Chris was raising money to increase awareness of Swollen Bollock Syndrome, known as SBS, because that's what it's initials are. Chris said, "There's this young lass I'd love to shag what laiks for the Desborough Airfield Band. Her dad had SBS, it was really sad, he had to walk round for six months with his enlarged podsack strapped in a carrier bag outside of his trousers. Anyway, I thought to myself, what better way to get into her panties than to pull a stunt in support of her dad!"
