Thursday, 10 May 2012

Death of Wile E. Coyote

The Ainley Top Bandstand has been informed of the death of Wile E. Coyote, star of the Roadrunner cartoons.

Coyote retired from cartoon work in 2007 and took up a position on the cornet bench at the Much Piddling (Buy One Get One Free) Band. He helped them to noteable successes, including third place at the Roehampton March & Bare Knuckle Brawling Contest in 2009.

He was killed when an unknown assailant painted a pretend tunnel on a rock face and he rode into it on rocket powered roller skates.