Monday, 7 May 2012

Johansson for Boston Spa

The Boston Spa Town Band has announced the signing of Hollywood star Scarlett Johansson on solo trombone. Johansson will earn £7.50 a job and 20p per mile travel expenses. Her debut comes at next weekend's Lincoln Council Environmental Health Department Open.

An excited Johansson said, "I'm a little nervous, this is certainly my most challenging role to date. It doesn't help that they've picked Year of the fucking Dragon and I've only a week to get it up. It's safe to say I'll be proper shitting myself next Sunday".