Organisers of the upcoming Puntlins Holiday Camps Contest at their Frogmorton-on-Sea resort have announced details of the entertainment for the Saturday night.
Headlining at 9pm in the Lewis Hamilton Ballroom will be crazy German oompah sensation Kuntsgruppe Zwei. The Bavarian lunatics promise a corking night of Germanic bravado including their famous seven-foot "kuntswurst", or "cunt sausage". It will be something like £8 to gain entry.
Meanwhile, over in the Joe Longthorn Theatre, acts will include a slightly inebriated Bobby Davro fluffing magic and impressions, Sue Pollard off of Hi-de-Hi performing her new erotic one-woman show "How much can I fit inside myself?"and a Rod Hull and Emu tribute act.
Puntlins Director of Entertainments Miriam Fourknockers said, "This should prove that Puntlins is the place to be!"
