The Turnpike Christian Zealots Band has announced the signing of Simon Smalldingle onto the effervescent hot seat of tumultuously molten lava that is top man or, to put it another way, the red hot, pressure-filled cauldron that is principle cornet.
Simon said, "The Turnpike Christian Zealots Band ticked all the boxes. I simply cannot wait to start working with them. It should be quite a relationship. Watch this space!"
Band chair-spokesperson Rodney Seymour said , "Simon ticked all the boxes. We simply cannot wait to start working with him. It should be quite a relationship. Watch this space!"
The Band has suffered recently from their last four top men or women getting bored of shitty lower section contests and leaving within a few months of their appointment. But it seems Simon is here for the long haul.
Simon said, "I am here for the long haul!"
Band chair-spokesperson Rodney Seymour said, "Simon is here for the long haul!"
