We have up for grabs a bottle of Banana Flavour Valve Oil worth £3.50 from our friends at Pratt & Witney and their new Fruits of the World Organic Valve Oil Range. They are anxious to point out that their valve oil is highly toxic and should not be treated like a fruit drink. This potentially-fatal-if-ingested-directly liquid is also available in Strawberry, Kiwi Fruit, Mango and Slops of the Forest flavours.
We are also putting up for grabs a real banana and a photograph of the Leighton Buzzard Band circa 1929 in a slightly damaged frame.
To win this spectacular prize pot just give us the name of the winning conductor at this year's St. Mingus Shield Contest.
Because we are desperate for people to get in touch we will give clues, amongst the following of which will be:-
1. He (or she) conducted the winning band at that contest, hence the answer required
2. He was married to a Japanese cornettist briefly before a hastily-arranged divorce after he was shopped for having ulterior liaisons with that 17-year-old horn player from the Dewsbury Drifters Band
3. He was banned from adjudicating in the mid-1990's for being caught masturbating in the box at the 1994 Shrewsbury Invitational.
If you know who he, or even she, okay its not a she, is, then simply contact us through the usual channels within an hour.
