The Han Solo Tauntaun Band has announced the appointment of Claude Chittagong as musical director with almost immediate effect (it isn't immediate, so to speak, he will start next Tuesday).
Chittagong said, "I am so excited I can barely sleep. Han Solo Tauntaun are a diverse yet intrepid group of players and I hope that our relationship will be long and fruitful, especially for my bank account".
Band president Mary Newbody said, "Claude is a perfect fit for the band's dynamic. Just like the last bloke was six months ago before we sacked him recently. The future looks very bright indeed".
