Thursday 12 July 2012

Die Kuntz in Upperthong


The fabulous Die Kuntz brass group are coming to Upperthong Civic Hall. The event is the brainchild of local promoter Jackson Smallbridge who said, "To get a group like Die Kuntz (in English, The Cunts) over here for a gig is incredible. I shall hope to make a lot of money out of it".

Die Kuntz have wowed crowds across Europe with their flamboyant and enigmatic style. They were the much-anticipated warm up act at the 2009 Norwegian Eisteddfod just before Sue Pollard off of Hi-De-Hi read out the results.

Smallbridge said, "This is literally, absolutely, a once-in-a-lifetime show. So I don't think I'm being too much of a fucker charging £25 a pop. Even if it is Upperthong Civic Hall there will be a buffet and the bogs will have flushing water".

Hans Gutterall, lead trumpet with Die Kuntz, said, "For us in Upperthong good it will be in the moment".

When we asked him about the programme he said, "I am hoping their are no Jews there. The programme is not really Jew friendly. We don't like the Jews".

Smallbridge said, "It should be a cracking night".