Monty Fanshawe apologises to fans, this Friday's "Hark At The Racket" on Diggle FM was withdrawn due to an announcing error. Fanshawe told us, "That drunk bloke who does the lunchtime news on Diggle FM, you know, the ironmonger from Glodwick, announced Vivat Regina the wrong way round so the show was taken off of air".
Anyways, you can hear Monty back with his show this next coming Friday on Diggle FM at 9.30pm. The line up of brass pericombobulations is:-
Marche Macaroon (Band of the Lindley Lancers)
The Shit Ginnel (Lancashire Republican Metals Band)
Pube In My Throat (Black & Decker Workmate Band - soloist Lisa Lovelabbs)
Oh No, She's Dead (Legolas Gimli Band)
The Swan On The Sparkly Lake (Touche Turtle Band - soloist Brian Mgogwe)
Rasta Bang Jew Hip Hop Mayhem (Daventry Youth Band)
