Windermere Speculation Continues

Rumours continue to persist about the forthcoming announcement of a forthcoming announcement from the Windermere Colliery Band. We asked our own seeing into the future correspondent, Mystic Malcolm, to have a pop.

Malcolm said, "Is there anybody there? Is there anybody there? Alright, thanks a fucking bunch I'll do it on my own then".

Malcolm suggests one of several theories:-

1. The band, notoriously grown up sexists, will form a new male-only, 18 and over youth band.
2. They have a wild chinchilla loose in the bandroom.
3. They have signed a lesbian on horn and are playing at the Olympics for fuck all.

Watch this space (my money's on number 2).