Morbidly obese Chinese trumpet star Wan Ton Marsalis has toasted the arrival of his first child, Tuk Tuk.
Wan Ton, who is currently in London laiking with the Putney Symphony Orchestra, said, "Tuk Tuk arrive bang on time but weigh in at 2 stone 5 pound. Wife was fucked, they had to cut him out of sunroof, Mr. Malcolm, sir".
