Old friend Monty Fanshawe has announced a covenantor's creme brulee of brass band dingly danglings this Friday at 9.30pm on Radio Diggle. The tumescent tom-titterings include:-
March: The Dirty Jap (Dermot O'Leary's Big Brother's Little Brother Band)
Whisperin' Hindus (Per-du-Laid Yoghurt Band)
Time o' th' Month (The Band of the Friezland Fiddlers - soloist Emma Wetflap)
Proceed To The Station Platform (Langthwaite Macey Grey Band)
Tickle Me Whispers (The Massed Bands of the Arndale Artillery)
Mountain Bikin' (The Band of the Hollyoaks Hussars)
I Lay Down and Finger Myself On the Promenade (Otis Redding Band - soloist Mboto Kekwe)
That Same Old Finisher (Band of the Brown Bensons)
