The Pink Ladies have informed the Bandstand that they are ready to raise money for a well known fanny charity!
The newly formed group of rather unattractive and oddly built women from the West Midlands aim to promote several of their own concerts to raise much-needed money for Flap Cancer Awareness.
Organiser Mary Steinway said, "Last year my sister Mungo was diagnosed with flap cancer. Us girls who play for various bands throughout the West Midlands decided that we could use our hobby to do something positive".
"The boot is definitely on the other foot now! For years brass bands have refused female members, now we have formed one that won't allow men!" she added, pointlessly, probably whilst daydreaming about shoes and handbags.
Their inaugural concert will take place at well known lesbian bar The Vagina Diner in Dudley on this coming Thursday at 8.00pm. Tickets nobbut £4.50 on the door.
