Blue comedian Charlie "Nobby" Dent is in hot water after a gaffe at the Harveys Furniture Spring Sale Buy Now Pay Nothing For 12 Months Youth Championships. Dent was brought in by organisers to compere the event, which featured some of the country's leading youth bands.
Upset parent Margaret Chernobyl said, "Whilst one of the bands was setting up on stage, Dent decided to lighten the mood and launched into a joke about a one-legged black Jew with Downs Syndrome. We couldn't believe what we were hearing, it was wholly inappropriate for this event".
Dent said, "I don't know what all the fuss is about, miserable c***s!"
Organiser Hebrides Fingal admitted it was probably a mistake engaging the notoriously controversial comic. "Maybe we should have gone for Alan Titchmarsh after all" he remarked.