Monday, 2 April 2012

Snipes in adjudication row

Wesley Snipes, the celebrated actor and avid brass bander has been red carded as an adjudicator at the up coming Shitfleck Invitational in two weeks time.

Snipes, star of Demolition Man and White Men Can't Jump was told the news on Tuesday. Snipes had this to say, "Apparently, due to my affiliation with Pilmunt Silver Band, I have been asked to step down from judging duties at this contest." Snipes played number two to Elton Welsby for several years at Pilmunt culminating in a third place at the Glumpump Round Robin March and Hymn Tune Contest.

A representative from some banding association had this to say, "Wesley who?"