Monday, 16 April 2012

Pooley Bridge Seek Assistance

The Pooley Bridge Band is looking for 100 heavily armed, gangly robots for an ambitious Star Wars Attack of the Clones-themed concert outside Ambleside Tourist Information Office at the end of May.

Concert secretary Mavis Pendragon said, "We are going to deck out one of our percussionists as Princess Amidala and our MD, Norman Carcass, will be made up like that bad guy with the red and black face, complete with double-headed 'light sabre' baton made out of flourescent tubes wired up to a car battery. However, we are still the 100 robots short and if anyone is able to help they can contact me on Pooley Bridge 45782, but not Tuesday nights and not after 6.00pm on a Thursday".